These funny business cards are the perfect combination of business and comedy.
There really is nothing quite like a fun, thoughtful business card.
Not only do they really make you laugh (wait…), but they also create a memorable brand experience unlike anything else. These days, with more and more marketing goals being achieved online, there’s nothing quite like handing someone a card. Especially a card that has an impact.
So get ready. These selections are cute, quirky, and even a little inappropriate. All in the name of a good pun.
#1: Plastic Surgeon’s Business Card
Can you guess what this surgeon specializes in? Personally, I love this one so much, especially with the little covers over the holes so you get nice bumps to match. Paints quite the picture, don’t you think?
#2: Retiree’s business card
I would love one when I retire. He scoffs at the very idea of a business card in general and tells the world “I don’t need to work anymore. Too bad you do!”
#3: Rob wins
If you love balloons and are looking to make a memorable impression, use humor. Rob here is a perfect example. Not only does he poke fun at the double meaning of his own name, but he also poses for a really good photo with his balloons.
4. Bike Shop Business Card
Expensive, but serious. This business card is practical and awesome. Please also note that this is Canadian. Bonus points.
4. Lawn Care Company
Open this calling card and you’ll receive a whole bunch of seeds that you can scatter over thin patches of your weed. So smart and creative! Apparently you can also plant the map itself as it is compostable. However, you would then lose the contact number. I guess there are contact databases for that.
5. Mini plumber’s plunger
This tiny little plunger won’t help you unplug your toilet, but calling the number will. I wonder how many of these little guys end up in that drawer that everyone seems to have. You know, the one that’s full of little things (like funny business cards) that you don’t know where else to put.
6. Cannabis Store Filters
Such a great idea…and so well implemented. I love that the perforations are only at the top, so you can have five filters, but you can also keep the map and highlight it. Or in fact maybe you’re hiding it, who knows.
7. Circumcising doctor
I feel like it gives a whole new meaning to the tip. I appreciate the creativity on this one, but I think it’s pretty inaccurate and might give the wrong impression.
8. Personal Trainer Business Card
Highly offensive if taken the wrong way, this card is both fun and confusing. Once you rip the belly off, the male body doesn’t really look any better, it just looks like the belly has been cut off. But I digress, it’s still pretty creative when it comes to fun business cards.
9. Yoga Studio Roll-Up Business Card
I’m willing to bet this one took a little handwork. Also Canadian, this yoga studio has not only rolled up their map like a yoga mat, but it also appears to be printed on some kind of foam. I wonder if they are hand rolled. If so, I bet whoever hands them out is pretty selective with who they give them to!
10. Divorce Lawyer Business Card
I really like the idea of this, but I think it could have been implemented a bit better. How does the person with the other half of the card know who they are emailing? I guess they’re probably pretty upset so they don’t really care, but if this funny business card wanted extra points, it would have James’ name on both sides.
11. Cheese Shop Business Card
This one is probably as expensive as the business card above. Among fun business cards, I would say this one is awesome. Anything to do with cheese is worth a lot of points.
11. Bonus: another yoga calling card
Love this one almost as much as the Breast Augmentation Card. Anything that requires you to put your fingers in it to get the joke is credited as far as I’m concerned. I love how awkward it looks too, having fingers as legs. Well done!
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